Dogs of Destruction!
No matter how well-behaved, your dog will succumb to the dark side of destruction at some point, and it will be (or feel like) your fault most of the time. There’s a doggy list of reasons tucked away in your canine’s memory vault for this bad behavior–most of which center on the times he/she felt ignored. I actually lost a pair of Chucks because I wouldn’t let my dog keep me company in the bathroom one morning! Needless to say, I learned my lesson. Here is a link if you want to see more Funny Dog Pictures.
The mess on the floor is actually the remains of a Bible.
“Now you have no reason to leave me for two hours every Sunday.”
“You really should reconsider the order in which you dispense water in this household. I come before a plant!”
“I thought you accidentally threw away some edible food. Waste not. Want not.”
“You gave me a bed that was too small. Now it fits my entire crate.”
“If you learn how to be a boss, you won’t have adequate time for me!”
“She had a choice to sleep with me, or that stuffed elephant. I just took choice out of the equation.”
“You want to waste the night by watching The Shining? Then you’ll love this…Here’s Johnny!”
“Now you don’t have to worry about paying those bills and balancing your checkbook. I not only saved you time…I saved you money!”
“This bed is defective. Maybe I should use yours?”
Bad News, we have a rat! Good News, I’m looking for it!
“You spend 4 minutes a day with that thing, 28 minutes a week, close to 2 hours a month. It all equals time better spent rubbing my belly.”
“Something happened to your landscaping supplies. Now you have time to take me to the dog park.”
“Thank God you’re home! A monster broke in, destroyed my toy, scared me real good! I think he might come back. So, please don’t leave me alone again.”
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